Balwyn High School, Balwyn North | Fees, Address, Admission, Vacancies, Reviews & More

This is an amazing, marvellous school. Words fail me to describe how nice it is. Everything about it is amazing. All teachers are friendly, cooperative and they also genuinely care about us students. I have never felt unhappy at this school.
The teacher which I look up to the most is Ms Lane. She is an amazing teacher who is a professional at table tennis, basketball, hockey and many more sports. Another teacher, called Ms Jones, is also nice and friendly. She is amazingly friendly to both staff and students.

debbie is such a bum, the teacher dont care about u, and they only care about uniform and your atar. the only reason it boasts such good results is bc of the flippin chinese and other ese immigrants who could probably go in a contest for the worlds smartest person. also istg us white ppl are going extinct? and leonardo li. my idol. one day he will be a tiktok superstar. im telling you, in 10 years, the whole world will know his name.
can i also mention skibidi toilet? for the ppl who live under a rock who dont know abt it ill give u a brief summary i gotchu.

One day, a species of singing toilet-human hybrid creatures called the Skibidi Toilets mysteriously appear on Earth and start to invade the planet. Soon after their arrival, humans begin to vanish. A race of android figures called the Cameramen take up arms to defend Earth from the invading creatures, and an all-out-war ensues. Experts in technological innovation, the Cameramen develop a variety of weapons and become adept fighters, their greatest warrior being the colossal Titan Cameraman. Though, the Skibidi Toilets are also technologically advanced and have a giant fighter of their own: G-Toilet, their supreme leader. As the battle intensifies, a new race of androids with sonic powers called the Speakermen come to the Cameramen’s aid, bringing their own Titan. The introduction of the Speakermen marks the formation of The Alliance, a coalition united in their purpose of defeating the Skibidi Toilets. Eventually, a third faction of androids, the TV Men, join The Alliance, contributing yet another Titan and a new set of abilities, including hypnosis and teleportation. As the war progresses, new variants of Alliance members and Skibidi Toilets emerge, each side becoming increasingly stronger through technological advancement. After many episodes without seeing humans, a man known as the Secret Agent starts to make appearances. Though his motives remain a mystery, he seems to work in favor of The Alliance, supplying them with tools to fight the Skibidi Toilets. Later, a new, powerful race of Skibidi Toilets called the Astro Toilets enters the narrative who have a contentious relationship with G-Toilet. Throughout the series, amid the chaos of war, characters form deep bonds, face betrayals, and experience poignant moments of sacrifice and heroism.

also i cant forget ms lane is the love of my life my pookie bear

from deborah harman ()

This high school is one of the most hypocritical I’ve ever seen. There’s racism among students and teachers, and bullying is rampant. Despite presenting itself as a place of care and relationships, it’s all a facade. No one truly cares about you here; they only care about your VCE ATAR scores and adherence to the dress code, as well as the school’s image in the outside world. Once, someone filmed a fight on campus and shared it, but instead of addressing the violence, the school suspended the filmer, while those involved in the fight merely received detention during lunchtime.On the surface, this school appears to offer a high-quality education, but in reality, its teachers are quite mediocre. The reason behind the school’s seemingly high average scores is the influx of foreign students who already possess excellent math skills. They can achieve outstanding results without much guidance from teachers. However, this situation doesn’t benefit regular students like us; instead, it adds immense pressure and a sense of neglect, as teachers tend to focus their attention solely on high-performing students.

Do not fall for this school. When you stumble upon it you’ll think that they are very educated and such but in reality it just attracted all the wealthy and as a result intelligent expats to send their children there. Of course a school with smart students will be seen a school with promising education. The only thing they are over there is strict, as if they’re the very educational institute of the state where in fact they still have the average VCE study score like many less overexaggerated government schools around. So much popular demand for an overreaction. And even so, they even send some students to other schools because they might impact their average. But you didn’t hear this from me, my takeaway: Overrated as such, go to a nearby high school for practically the same style education.

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